January 23, 2009

Father Lets 8 Year Old Accidently Shoot Himself

I mean, how much stupider can you get as a parent? Allowing an 8 yr old to participate in a shooting contest?

Dr. Charles Bizilj stood 10 feet behind his son this weekend at a “Machine Gun Shoot” in Westfield, where the third grader aimed an Uzi at a pumpkin in the distance.

As Bizilj reached for his camera, the boy clutched the gun in his arms and squeezed the trigger. The Uzi flipped backwards and 8-year-old Christopher Bizilj fatally shot himself in the head.

Full story: Grieving father says he gave son, 8, permission to fire Uzi

December 18, 2008

Hottest, Craziest Baby Names

What were they thinking?

  • Apple
  • Bronx Mowgli
  • Sunday Rose

More about these names right here

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Here’s one more:

6 Baby Names You Probably Shouldn’t Give Your Kid

October 3, 2008

Are You A Stone Cold Parent?

Pls don’t try this at home:

Yesterday, when courts docs surfaced revealing Sharon Stone’s desire to have her son’s smelly feet Botoxed, well I couldn’t help but wonder what other creative advice Stone might have for weathering the myriad annoyances and little inconveniences that come with raising a kid. Unwittingly, it seems Stone may have hit upon a new parenting model and I look forward to a lively, yet civil, discussion of these proposed Sharon Stone-inspired problems and solutions:

March 8, 2008

Keep Your Children Healthy – Ban The Bedroom TV

Here’s one simple way to keep your children healthy: Ban the bedroom TV.

By some estimates, half of American children have a television in their bedroom; one study of third graders put the number at 70 percent. And a growing body of research shows strong associations between TV in the bedroom and numerous health and educational problems.

Children with bedroom TVs score lower on school tests and are more likely to have sleep problems. Having a television in the bedroom is strongly associated with being overweight and a higher risk for smoking.

Full story: A One-Eyed Invader in the Bedroom

January 31, 2008

A Joke Called Britney Spears

Will someone please put an end to her misery?

Either get her help – or just leave her alone to do whatever she wants (even if that includes taking her own life).

How many more tens of thousands of our hard-earned tax dollars are going to be wasted in caring for this attention-seeking, two-bit, incapable, terrible-mom piece-of-you-know-what?

What is this world coming to?

Brit Heads to Hospital for Second Time This Month